Kyle King

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This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of kickballs. He's wanted by every lady in the entire world, and often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual.

Guy: Man, I wish I had a cock like Kyle King.
Lady: Oh my God, I need to go change my panties.
Guy: Why?
Lady: You mentioned Kyle King, he's soooo hot.

Kyle King by Miss_Hustla April 14, 2010

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kyle king

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kyle king is my friend

kyle king by bosermac January 19, 2017

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king kyle

King Kyle is a name of a Cool guy. A guy named king Kyle is a great human.

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king kyle by 1354lamekyle March 6, 2020

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Kyle Jin Ping King

The supreme Ping wielder, likes stealing chairs. Kyle Jin Ping King lives in the banks of Ping River ioun a man-cave, fitted with the best gaming setup to ever exist to mankind, but cursed with high ping for the rest of his gaming experience. Overtime Kyle Jin Ping King has learned to harness the Ping and use it to his advantage. If you ever see someone with this ability you can refer them to Kyle Jin Ping King

dude, you're playing like Kyle Jin Ping King!
high ping is no excuse, Kyle Jin Ping King learned to harness it.
your ping is so high you're like Kyle Jin Ping King.

Kyle Jin Ping King by Urbanium Dictionarium November 10, 2020

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Kingdom of Kyle

Also known as the Kouncil of Kyle, was a facebook group named to circumvent community standards teams on facebook. The name was then stolen by rogue racists.

Yo my homie kyle was in the kingdom of kyles but now theyre racist so he went back to the kouncil

Kingdom of Kyle by kouncilofkyleadmin May 22, 2023

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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