an absolute weapon who gets all of the bitches and has a really deep voice and a cool hat. the best thing about Kyim is that they have cool friends who are absolute geezas and get infinite bitches and stella.
Pronounced Kay-Why-Imm-Mead. An abbreviated formation of the commonly used phrase "Kill Yourself IMMEDiately", coined in Reading by two deranged homosexualists and a dirty old girl. Usually said with a "talk to the hand" movement seen mainly in Austin Powers 2.
Scenario 1
Person 1: I'm looking really forward to the release of Nicki Minaj's new album today
Person 2: KYIMMED!
Scenario 2
Person 1: What pie shall we have for dinner tonight then?
Person 2: I think we should go for chicken and mush...
Person 1: KYIMMED!
Scenario 3
Person 1: Swag...reem...YOLO!
Persons 2 to 10: KYIMMED!
Pronounced kay-why-im-mead, KYIMMED was coined in Reading by some big breasted bitch and two queers, as a simplified form of the commonly unused metaphor "Kill Yourself IMMEDiately"
Scenario 1)
Person 1: I'm looking well forward to that Merseyside Derby on Sky Sports later Person 2: Yeah br...
Person 3: KYIMMED!
Scenario 2)
Person 1: I think I ruined the last meeting in the managing director's schedule
Person 2: Oh my God, you have just gone full retard. KYIMMED!
Scenario 3)
Person 1: Nicki Minaj...
Person 2: KYIMMED!
THE BIGGEST SNAKE!!! HE WILL BACKDOOR YOU AND WHEN U LOCKED UP HE WILL PROLLY FUCK YO GIRL EVEN YO MOMS. DONT TRUST THAT NIGGA!!! HE FUCKED AROUND 7 girls n 1 guy THATS JUST WHO THA NIGGA IS
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*