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Kyim
an absolute weapon who gets all of the bitches and has a really deep voice and a cool hat. the best thing about Kyim is that they have cool friends who are absolute geezas and get infinite bitches and stella.
Kyim by purplehandgeeza February 5, 2022
KYIMMED
Pronounced Kay-Why-Imm-Mead. An abbreviated formation of the commonly used phrase "Kill Yourself IMMEDiately", coined in Reading by two deranged homosexualists and a dirty old girl. Usually said with a "talk to the hand" movement seen mainly in Austin Powers 2.
Scenario 1
Person 1: I'm looking really forward to the release of Nicki Minaj's new album today
Person 2: KYIMMED!
Scenario 2
Person 1: What pie shall we have for dinner tonight then?
Person 2: I think we should go for chicken and mush...
Person 1: KYIMMED!
Scenario 3
Person 1: Swag...reem...YOLO!
Persons 2 to 10: KYIMMED!
Person 1: I'm looking really forward to the release of Nicki Minaj's new album today
Person 2: KYIMMED!
Scenario 2
Person 1: What pie shall we have for dinner tonight then?
Person 2: I think we should go for chicken and mush...
Person 1: KYIMMED!
Scenario 3
Person 1: Swag...reem...YOLO!
Persons 2 to 10: KYIMMED!
kyimeisha
KYIMMED
Pronounced kay-why-im-mead, KYIMMED was coined in Reading by some big breasted bitch and two queers, as a simplified form of the commonly unused metaphor "Kill Yourself IMMEDiately"
Scenario 1)
Person 1: I'm looking well forward to that Merseyside Derby on Sky Sports later
Person 2: Yeah br...
Person 3: KYIMMED!
Scenario 2)
Person 1: I think I ruined the last meeting in the managing director's schedule
Person 2: Oh my God, you have just gone full retard. KYIMMED!
Scenario 3)
Person 1: Nicki Minaj...
Person 2: KYIMMED!
Person 1: I'm looking well forward to that Merseyside Derby on Sky Sports later
Person 2: Yeah br...
Person 3: KYIMMED!
Scenario 2)
Person 1: I think I ruined the last meeting in the managing director's schedule
Person 2: Oh my God, you have just gone full retard. KYIMMED!
Scenario 3)
Person 1: Nicki Minaj...
Person 2: KYIMMED!
KYIMMED by Dragonfather August 30, 2013
Kyimere
THE BIGGEST SNAKE!!! HE WILL BACKDOOR YOU AND WHEN U LOCKED UP HE WILL PROLLY FUCK YO GIRL EVEN YO MOMS. DONT TRUST THAT NIGGA!!! HE FUCKED AROUND 7 girls n 1 guy THATS JUST WHO THA NIGGA IS
Kyimere by ALL HAIL PERRY November 22, 2023
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