Pronounced kay-why-im-mead, KYIMMED was coined in Reading by some big breasted bitch and two queers, as a simplified form of the commonly unused metaphor "Kill Yourself IMMEDiately"
Scenario 1)
Person 1: I'm looking well forward to that Merseyside Derby on Sky Sports later
Person 2: Yeah br...
Person 3: KYIMMED!
Scenario 2)
Person 1: I think I ruined the last meeting in the managing director's schedule
Person 2: Oh my God, you have just gone full retard. KYIMMED!
Scenario 3)
Person 1: Nicki Minaj...
Person 2: KYIMMED!
Person 1: I'm looking well forward to that Merseyside Derby on Sky Sports later
Person 2: Yeah br...
Person 3: KYIMMED!
Scenario 2)
Person 1: I think I ruined the last meeting in the managing director's schedule
Person 2: Oh my God, you have just gone full retard. KYIMMED!
Scenario 3)
Person 1: Nicki Minaj...
Person 2: KYIMMED!
by Dragonfather August 30, 2013