A narcissist, whiny, argumentative little bitch who is so miserable with their life, regardless of their relationship status (usually an incel, or acts like one), that they always have to start arguments with everyone (usually online) when they feel like they may be being attack (even if they're not, and this is usually the case) or has to be the one-upper in a conversation, to make themselves feel like they're more important. An argument with them may last indefinitely, until another kneels to them, or just blocks them on social media. May be referred to as a "Kye", but don't mix up the two; this is a shortened reference and has its own definition (some definitions which some Kyem probably wrote to feel important and self-absorbed). Typically a male (but can be female), and may be single, but may have a female counterpart who enables them, and is their apologist.
Person #1: "Stop crapping on my coping mechanism"
Person #2: "I never crapped on your coping mechanism; now back off and walk away"
Person #1: "How dare you attack me"
Person #2: "You came at me first"
Person#1: "First, you crap on my coping mechanism, then you attack me, now you claim I attacked you first. I expect an apology"
Person#2: "Stop being a fucking Kyem and go fuck yourself"
Person #2: "I never crapped on your coping mechanism; now back off and walk away"
Person #1: "How dare you attack me"
Person #2: "You came at me first"
Person#1: "First, you crap on my coping mechanism, then you attack me, now you claim I attacked you first. I expect an apology"
Person#2: "Stop being a fucking Kyem and go fuck yourself"
by Chocolate_dingle_berries_78 December 23, 2023