Kwef

Raging farts that sometimes can result in a shart but you're never sure until you actually try it.

I kweffed straight fucking water dude!

by Kwef December 14, 2018

kweff

To shoot at an opp

Mans backed the spinner and kweffed that neek boy

by Butchpls November 19, 2020

Kweffdd

This word has the same meaning as chefed but is used in a much more aggressive manner due to the hard k at the start of the word.

"im gonna kwef that neek"

"say mums he kweffdd someone"

"That boy is gonna get kweffdd soon"

"Free my bro who Kweffdd a dickhead, touch road soon"

by Abdi Is A Jeg January 6, 2019

kweffed

Slang for stabbing someone. Typically used in the UK.

You should have seen the wound after he got kweffed, it left a massive scar.

by Antuffa July 6, 2020

Kweff

To beat someone up, or attack them harshly.

Bro, if you saw the way that I kweffed that opp boy yute, man wouldn't be surprised if his broski left him.

by xzdripzz November 29, 2020

Kweffdd

a word road men use for somthing good or bad but tbh no one actually knows the meaning of the word

"you're kweffdd"

by kweffdd lad February 28, 2018

kweff

To thoroughly wash your hands for at least 20s to minimise the spread of covid-19.

Oi bruv, you'd better go kweff your hands, you don't wanna catch the 'vid!

by handsanny December 15, 2020