Any person employed, or otherwise present at any workplace or in any profession who holds no obvious position or rank, and performs no apparent tasks while always seeming busy, important and hard at work; all the while, everyone knowing that his/her prescence is nothing more than Yagfokcas.
Why is Jim telling us what to do? What the heck is his job again anyway? That guy is a real kwalar.
Examples: Paris Hilton, or that guy walking with the clipboard toward the bathroom everyday at noon....
Refers to da degree dat someone is knowledgeable/certified in discussing/handling matters regarding those furry gray marsupials who absolutely love their eucalyptus leaves.
Anyone who thinks dat da cute Australian tree-dwelling herbivore wif big brown eyes and fluffy-tufted ears is actually a member of da bear family instead of being related to kangaroos clearly does not have proper koalafications.