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koalafications 

( Named after the koala bear): To you as a male the exact characteristics that make a girl datable and/or bedroom material.
You meet my my koalafications, lets grab a drink and date.
koalafications by Uncle Dimma February 27, 2017
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Used to compliment people that are handsome or self confident.
You look more khalaf today rather than before
khalaf by Von Daniel April 23, 2018
Any person employed, or otherwise present at any workplace or in any profession who holds no obvious position or rank, and performs no apparent tasks while always seeming busy, important and hard at work; all the while, everyone knowing that his/her prescence is nothing more than Yagfokcas.
Why is Jim telling us what to do? What the heck is his job again anyway? That guy is a real kwalar.

Examples: Paris Hilton, or that guy walking with the clipboard toward the bathroom everyday at noon....
Kwalar by QuantumQ September 26, 2006
When a woman has an orgasm so big that she accidentally shits the bed.
Oh poes, Herman! Ek dink ek het sopas gekwaaf!
Kwaaf by jqutioner March 23, 2019

koalafications 

Refers to da degree dat someone is knowledgeable/certified in discussing/handling matters regarding those furry gray marsupials who absolutely love their eucalyptus leaves.
Anyone who thinks dat da cute Australian tree-dwelling herbivore wif big brown eyes and fluffy-tufted ears is actually a member of da bear family instead of being related to kangaroos clearly does not have proper koalafications.
koalafications by QuacksO May 15, 2020

kalafaggot

kalafaggot means that bitches are also mega cunts and they like sucking things such as peanuts, lollipops, etc
you are a fucking kalafaggot