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Kurtay
Sexiest man alive. Kurtays dick is 9+ inches. All the bitch love kurtay. His body count is 250+. Kurtay takes everyone's bitch
Kurtay by Legendmadter92758 November 23, 2021
Kurtaism
Kurtaism is a religion known for worshiping “Kurapika” ⛓🔴👄🔴⛓ We say “AKAKU🛐🛐⛓” as daily prayers. ✨✨✨
Kurtaism by Jadestorm846 October 29, 2020
Kurtaism
A religion solely based on Kurapika Kurtaism from Hunter x Hunter. He is our god and savior and must be praised. akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐
Person A: “Hey did u do ur daily prayers? It’s part of our Kurtaism religion.”
Person B: “Omg I forgot I’ll go do it now.”
Person B: “akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
Person B: “Omg I forgot I’ll go do it now.”
Person B: “akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
Kurtaism by Kurapika’s loyal follower October 29, 2020
Kurtaism
A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.
“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
Kurtaism by Kurapika’s loyal follower October 29, 2020
Kurtaism
A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.
“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
Kurtaism by Kurapika’s loyal follower October 29, 2020
Kurtaism
This is a very powerful amazing religion completely dedicated to Kurapika. Kurapika is our one and only lord and savior. Many including myself have decided to dedicate from this point on our lives all to Kurapika. One of our common phrases that must be used on a daily basis is “AKAKU🛐”. I, WE, love Kurapika with all our hearts. Nothing can separate us and our loyalty to Kurapika. JOIN OUR RELIGION YOU WONT REGRET IT.
Person 1: Did you say your daily Akaku🛐’s and your daily prayers to Kurapika?
Person 2: Oh! How could I forget the most important part of my day and life! ⛓🛐AKAKU🛐AKAKU🛐POLICEMEN🛐SWEAR TO🛐MOESEKARU🛐⛓ 🛐Kurtaisms, 1:46: Never disrespect thy Kurapika, our one and only true savior.🛐⛓
Person 2: Oh! How could I forget the most important part of my day and life! ⛓🛐AKAKU🛐AKAKU🛐POLICEMEN🛐SWEAR TO🛐MOESEKARU🛐⛓ 🛐Kurtaisms, 1:46: Never disrespect thy Kurapika, our one and only true savior.🛐⛓
Kurtaism by ⛓🛐Kurapika’s🛐Worshiper🛐⛓ October 31, 2020
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