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kuro5hin 

A popular internet destination, frequented by nerd and high school drop outs. Features a lot of pseudo-intellectual circle wanking.
I read Kuro5hin everyday.
kuro5hin by Rusty August 4, 2003
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kuro5hin 

A "community weblog" site which features some of the most pretentious, self-obsessed, elitist wankers on the planet.
You're worse than those wankers on kuro5hin!
kuro5hin by rusty August 4, 2003

kuro5hin 

A website where former trolls and karma whores from slashdot actually act civilized. annoying because there's no way to (in a manner similar to raising the threshold on slashdot) reduce the number of comments displayed to allow for quick reading
kuro5hin is not pronounced with "shit" on the end, but urbandictionary won't let me modify the pronunciation despite the fact that every single other definition posted had a different one than the last.
kuro5hin by Random832 November 1, 2003

kuro5hin 

The act of wasting a lot of time, normally discussing things one knows nothing about.
I spent four hours kuro5hining yesterday with my co-workers, instead of working.
kuro5hin by the syndicate August 5, 2003

kuro5hit 

"Look at me! I post on kuro5hit! Time to go cut myself with a razor because daddy touched my hoooch-hole when I was five! After that, I'm going to go write dark, narcissistic poetry on my laptop that daddy bought me cos he touched my choch again when I was 13! To end my magnificant day, I'll post about all of my problems with the world, and bitch about how no one loves me on my blog!"

-A (would-be) quote from Kuro5hite neophyte "Stick". (could also have been posted by King of Prusia, or the aforementioned RonaldReagan3).
kuro5hit by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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