Kurich

The standard measurment of ones feces. approx. .8 Kilograms

Did you see the size of that shit I took? It had to be like 6 Kurichs!

by Misery507 February 23, 2008

kurics

The measurement of shit, each kuric is around 2 1/2 lbs. Made from the South park episode "More Crap".

"Dude, i took a shit so big it must have been at least 5 kurics."

by Turbatio October 27, 2007

Kurighan

A slang word used by aboriginals to refer to aboriginal slaves during the settlement of Australia

Drunk Abo: AYY YA FUCKING KURIGHAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I COON SWING YOU YA MUTT!!!
DERRIC: FUCK OFF CUNT ILL RAPE YA NAN WITH MY VB BOTTLE YA DUMB CUNT!!!

by BIGBLACKDADDYDEFINITIONTELLER November 12, 2018

krichelle

A Krichelle is an amazing person who is funny and has attitude. Usually black and wears alot if extensions. Favourite emoji is the halo emoji and is always looking HOT

"Damn I wanna be a Krichelle"
"I want a Krichelle kinda girl"

by I'm a STINKIN JEFRO January 30, 2018

Kurighan Stick

A large sick often made of Gum tree or Steel that "Derrics" use to bash Aboriginals with when he gets drunk and wanders onto their land.

Derric: IF YOU KEEP HARVESTING MY CORN LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING AFRICAN CHILD, I'LL GET THE FUCKING KURIGHAN STICK, AND COON SWING YOU SO FUCKING HARD, YOUR DEAD GRANDMA WILL FEEL IT! MUTT!
Abo: NAH FUCK OFF GET OFF MY LAND YOU DUMB FUCKING DOG ILL SLAP YOU WITH MY BIG FUCKING BARRAMUNDI MUTT!!!

by BIGBLACKDADDYDEFINITIONTELLER November 12, 2018

Kriched

adj. A word used to describe one who is way to drunk. Symptoms may include throwing up, being a badass, thinking you are African American and in rare cases waking up confused to why you are not clothed.

Oscar was so kriched last night that he passed out on the picnic table outside.

by WE WANT BREW May 18, 2010

kurche

a white person who thinks they're black. syn for wigger.

usually spotted using language such as, but not limited to: son, dawg, playa, killa. the phrases 'lemme at holla at that' and 'brrrrra killa' and the overuse of the word 'yo'

yo Anthony's such a kurche. look at him tryin to be black again

by Erik November 9, 2004