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Kuntsman 

Kuntsmann/ Kuntzman/ Kuntzman and various forms with a C depending on regional dialect.

Kuntsman is an insult that often attaches itself to one particular friend (who is an obvious Kuntsman) to the extent you forget their original name.

Not to be confused with 'The Kuntmeister'
1. Ahh Kuntsman, how you doing?

2. That's not my name

1. Is it not? What is your name Kuntsman?
Kuntsman by K_M14 August 7, 2012
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Kuntzman 

an insult meaning cuck or pussy
Guy 1: Dude stop whining
Guy2: It was loud and hurt me
Guy1: You're such a kuntzman
Kuntzman by FKDWerfer June 17, 2016
Related Words
one of a kind can be loving but don't get to close cause they are dark on the inside
N:The kunsman family is so sweet

J: yah but stay out of there way
Kunsman by JLS.7131 December 13, 2018

Kuntzman 

The back and fourth insertion of your penis into the anus and the vagina creating two assholes that both contain poop
The Kuntzman gave me two assholes to eat out of because I love eating poopy!
Kuntzman by kkslider229 April 11, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026