Kung-Fu Hustle

Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.

Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.

Kung-Fu Hustle by Jack February 28, 2005

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Kung-Fu Hustle

The most offensive, violent, and hilarious chinese film ever made. It's a movie with kids pissing on people, A guy beating the shit out of gangsters with axes, and these 2 blind guys that kill stuff with their magical instrument. Ask any Chinese person about Kung Fu hustle, and they'll know what you're talking about.

person 1: Damn, you see Kung-Fu Hustle?

person 2: Fuck yeah! You see that part where an old gay guy wearing metal rings is beating the shit out of gangsters with top hats and axes?

Kung-Fu Hustle by flash6605 June 29, 2013

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Kung Fu Hustle

An awesome movie. Just completely awesome. Everything about it: the action, the humor, and best of all, the Axe Gang.

Roth: "Hey, did you know the Lion's Roar can be done with a speaker?"

Alistair: "No kidding!"

Kung Fu Hustle by Blackwood July 4, 2005

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Kung Fu Hustle

A sexual excercise in which a 2x4 is placed in front of a woman's vagina. The man then winds up and slices the board in half with a kung-fu style punch thus splitting the board completely in half and leaving his entire fist inside the woman.

"Hey baby, let's do the Kung Fu Hustle...you can call me Bruce Lee, next stop, inside you."

Kung Fu Hustle by Masiso December 9, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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