Blackwood's definitions

rubber durian

A rubber copy of an asian fruit that this one funny monkey eats peanutbutter out of!

"What's that monkey doin', Amos?"

"He's messin' with one gnarly rubber durian."

"Niiiice."

by Blackwood April 30, 2005

Bucket

A really crapjob car.

"What is that thing in your driveway?"
"That's a 1977 AMC Pacer."
"What a bucket."
"Shut up, man, it cost me $150."
"HAHAHAHA! LOOOOOSER!"

by Blackwood September 6, 2005

Nerd's Rant

A condition often displayed on forums and guestbooks internet-wide. Nerd's Rant is a truly devastating phenomenon, made even more so by translation into GeekSpeak, aka "Leet".
Nerd's Rant usally comes up in protest to an unsatisfactory post, or incorrect reference to All Your Base or Numa Numa, thus angering the Nerd, causing an explosive showering of acronyms and stupid insults.

An example of Nerd's Rant:

"OMG u n00b STFU u d1dn7 qu0t3 |\|um4 |\|um4 |21t3 OMG FU!!1"

by Blackwood November 6, 2005

Kung Fu Hustle

An awesome movie. Just completely awesome. Everything about it: the action, the humor, and best of all, the Axe Gang.

Roth: "Hey, did you know the Lion's Roar can be done with a speaker?"

Alistair: "No kidding!"

by Blackwood July 4, 2005

ayuhh

An all-purpose word for all purposes. Can also be a single phrase at any given time.
Ayuhh can be slurred into other words as well.

Only two people in the world can pronounce ayuhh correctly.

"Hey there, Chippy!"
"Ayuhh"
"What did you just say?"
"Aaayuhh"
"Are you CRAZY, fool?"
"Yayuhh"

by Blackwood April 29, 2005

skibby

A word that I came up with quite a while ago. Turns out, there's a place in Denmark called Skibby!

"I'm goin' fishin, Earl"
"Well Skibby that!"
"WHAT?!?!?"
"I said, Skibby that."
"Skibby is a place in Denmark!"
"Well... I, um... Shut up! Just shut up!"

by Blackwood April 30, 2005

all your base

Some stupid internet phenomenon that has geeks across the country drooling with amazement at some bad grammar. The common geek inserts the phrase "all your base" into any random posting on a website, and therefore thinks he is cool. It originated from some bad Japanese translation in a Videogame called "Zero Wing". People thought this was amazing, and started saying all your base all the time. See pwned and numa numa.

Geek: 0|\/|G 411 70u|2 b453 #4#4#4#4.

Translation:
(OMG ALL YOUR BASE HAHAHAHA)

by Blackwood November 13, 2005