A skinny white dutch boy who can be seen sporting fedora hats and uses his guitar as a chick magnet to hide the fact that he has a small penis. He will lure you in with his charm, then screw you over by facebook break up.
by kapachuu June 22, 2011
Get the Kukler mug.Very strong Norwegian, Irish name. Most commonly large, strong tall blonde men that throw rocks and drink great beer and wine.
Wow, that Kuyler loves his Irish micros.
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by JDevine February 7, 2010
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by Maximus67 December 7, 2021
Get the Kubler mug.Kuler, a gigantic brown and purple ape. It stands at 6'9'' tall, and weighs 550 lbs. There is only one living member of this species known to exist. It is theorized to exist somewhere in the Florida keys. Normally a docile creature, but is easy to anger. When provoked the Kuler slips into a tantric frenzy, attempting to penetrate any moist spot with it's pulsing green johnson.
Oh, for the love of Christ, look at the size of that Kuler's johnson.
Dear Vishnu, save me from this raging Kuler.
Mom, can I keep this Kuler?
Dear Vishnu, save me from this raging Kuler.
Mom, can I keep this Kuler?
by Justin O. C. September 26, 2006
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Oh my God, Susan, my kugler itches.
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Everyone pees from their kugler.
Oh my God, Susan, my kugler itches.
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Everyone pees from their kugler.
by The Zane May 10, 2010
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