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Riley's Law 

Riley’s Law is an internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, "Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again."

This is in reference to a number of high-profile public figures who have entered into a downward spiral of accepting far-right conspiracy theories after publicly engaging in transphobia, such as Rita Panahi, Tulsi Gabbard, and Graham Lineham.
The entire world waits on the wings for Riley's Law to take its place on Ana Kasparian.
Riley's Law by EvysTruth March 27, 2023
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Riley's Wager 

The theory in Mario Kart stating that it is, in fact, beneficial to remain in second place throughout the course of a race, as this will allow the player to avoid incoming Blue Shells, while simultaneously putting them in an advantageous position to overtake the first place racer when appropriate.
Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"

Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"
Riley's Wager by Philosogamer50 December 4, 2011

riley's cell

a ghetto none-flipping cell phone made my nokia and says cingular on it still even though its now known as at&t
riley's cell phone is like
a cell phone that a lonely old lady with a lot of cats would have
riley's cell by riley:) February 27, 2009

riley’s biggest fan 

gabi is riley’s biggest fan! no one loves riley more than she does!
someone: who’s riley’s biggest fan?
me: hello? gabi is, obviously!!

Riley’s Biggest Fan 

Nat is Riley’s biggest fan. It’s oubvious.
Who is Riley’s biggest fan? Nat is!
Riley’s Biggest Fan by Yea lol January 3, 2021

Riley's biggest fan

It's Valen ofc! She is the best fan that Riri could ever have!
Riley's biggest fan is Valen!

Riley’s bum 

A deformed but because from falling out of a 3 story window
Have you seen Riley’s bum? It’s deformed
Riley’s bum by John fortnite December 30, 2021