Phil's girlfriend 

Non-Existant. Pretty much discovered theres no evidence one existed

Phil says hes dated two girls. both deny the claims strongly. So theres no solid evidence Phil's Girlfriend exists but Phil is working on something more non binary that won't quite the nerves

::uhh huh huh somebody said phil and the nerves::
::crowd cheers:: ::hope he ends it::

Phil's girlfriend by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022

Phil's mum 

;D~ a mum who holds the world record for having DNA tested every male , including horses, in the state of West Virginia.

DNA solutions gives Phil's mum 5% cash back and daily frequent spreader miles.

Phil's mum by PEWUWEP September 9, 2010

Party at Phil's

1. To smoke weed

2. A party at phil's house

1. Let's all party at phil's and get stoned

2. There is a party at Phil's

Party at Phil's by yourabf November 19, 2010

A Phil Peter’s 

To talk so much bollocks that others around can’t help but get wrapped up in said bollocks

“I invented google but I forgot to claim that I invented google, and somebody else stole my idea.”

“That’s such a Phil Peter’s pile of bullshit”

A Phil Peter’s by Harry Handle November 12, 2020

What's the plan, Phil? 

From "Modern Family". Statement intended to mock and express bewilderment at someone else's actions. Similar sentiment to "what the hell are you doing!?"

In Modern Family S02.E01, Phil and Claire's family exit the old family station wagon. It begins rolling backwards towards the cliff. Phil's reaction, rather than to try to get into the car and hit the brake, is to leap on the hood and grab on, spread-eagled. Claire looks at him with a baffled expression and screams, "What's the plan, Phil?!"

What's the plan, Phil? by bob lawblah October 28, 2011

what's the plan, phil 

said after a major fuck-up to the fucker, usually uttered by the fuckee.

c.f. WTF

Origin: ABC's Modern Family, S02E01 As the family car rolls off the cliff, Claire says to Phil "What's the plan, Phil"

Dude, you dropped a deuce on the boss's desk and stuck my business card in it? What's the plan, Phil.

You forget to pay the mortgage and now we're homeless? What's the plan, Phil.

what's the plan, phil by Modernisti Familoso July 7, 2011

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

Phil Swift by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018