Phil

A dodgy cretin that hangs around children

Oi you see that guy over there bet his names Phil

by Big Joe Alcock October 28, 2020

Phil

Pullin a Phil is when you're too ugly to get a woman so you settle for a crossdresser when you're drunk

Mike: im not gay plus i was drunk, plus they're non gender conformed so technically its not a man or a woman nanana
Jason: Sounds like you're pullin a phil

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 21, 2022

Phil

A big big loser who has fetishes for his dad wearing pink/leapord skin speedos.

Phil

by Jessi Lou Poo August 26, 2008

Phil

Very popular in high school, gets all the ladies but tends to have sex with all the older girls.

Always on some type of drug, usually a phil might be shy but he carries a big package below.

Warning - Phil's have a very high sex drive and will fuck anything, so be prepared.

John "Yo that kids got a big dick"

Matt: "Yeah he must have some Phil in him"

by Marissa Mc. December 18, 2009

phil

someone who is 6 foot huge and would kill everyone in its way. A phil is also a great person who is funny and all the girls love him for his charm. Phil is a pimp and a half. Everyone wants to be a phil but there is only one phil and that is PHIL T.

I want that kid phil so bad its not even funny, said alyssa.

by my scissors January 30, 2006

Phil

A God among men. Phil is all-knowing. Don't question his powers. He is often seen sporting a large brass instrument and wearing a purple tanktop.

I just won the lottery, Im such a Phil.

by PFerguson July 25, 2010

phil

to refuse to be dumped

i tried to dump anthony, but he did a phil and said no

by not_me July 23, 2006