Noun, German. Literally, a raisin crapper. Someone who is so obsessed with nitpicking and petty B.S. that they spend all their time crapping raisins.
Manager - You've got to drop everything right now and finish your effort certification, your time logs, and your TPS reports.
Surgeon - Can't you see I'm performing trauma surgery here, Korinthenkacker?
Manager - I don't care, it's my ass if you don't do it.
When something/someone is not capable of functioning properly, either because of being under the influence, a retard, broken or of low battery percentage
Naldo has drank too much tonight, he is passed out in the tent with open eyes, that guy is Kroit.
Damian's phone is fucked, it fell in the toilet, that thing is Kroit.
A Ret paladin of the Highest Caliber. He can out heal main spec holy pallies. He will one shot level 80s. He has the highest arena team on his server. He screams CUNT in the middle of raids. Don't Fuck with him but he will say "hi". Basically the best paladin in the world.
Dude did you just see that Krintario over there he just curb stomped both my heal bots and... Aw shit he just killed me too.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*