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Kroger'd

Either a WWE Wrestling Move, or what your employer does to you to get you to comply.
He's getting his pay docked $50 a month for non-compliance!

He's been Kroger'd
by bygiver December 16, 2021
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Dirty Kroger

(noun) A sexual sequence simulating a grocery shopping trip at a Kroger store. Phases of the Dirty Kroger include finding a spot to park, squeezing the produce, checking the meat for freshness, getting prescriptions filled, checking out/bagging the goods, and loading the trunk. Those over 65 usually only attempt the Dirty Kroger on Wednesdays.
Guy 1: Hey! Why's Tommy on crutches?

Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.

Guy 1: How'd that happen?

Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.

Guy 1: That sucks.
by InsightMaddenAss January 20, 2011
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Dunning-Kruger effect

A condition where a person so dumb, that he fails to realise how dumb he actually is. Frankly, lacking the competence to identify incompetence - often resulting is immense self-confidence and talking massive cock.
bimbo: "I don't eat crabs coz they kill it when it's alive, it's cruel to do that."
dude: "that's the dunning-kruger effect for ya."
by Infected_Banana May 13, 2016
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Dunning-Kruger effect

In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias wherein persons of low ability suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their cognitive ability as greater than it is. The cognitive bias of illusory superiority derives from the metacognitive inability of low-ability persons to recognize their own ineptitude. Without the self-awareness of metacognition, low-ability people cannot objectively evaluate their actual competence or incompetence.

As described by David Dunning and Justin Kruger, the cognitive bias of illusory superiority results from an internal illusion in people of low ability and from an external misperception in people of high ability; that is, "the miscalibration of the incompetent stems from an error about the self, whereas the miscalibration of the highly competent stems from an error about others." Hence, the corollary to the Dunning–Kruger effect indicates that persons of high ability tend to underestimate their relative competence, and erroneously presume that tasks that are easy for them to perform also are easy for other people to perform.
He suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect.
by Andreas Kuhn August 16, 2017
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Dunning-Kruger effect

When someone is bad/stupid/ignorant in a field, and thinks they are great/good/guru/expert. This normally happens due to people not having enough knowledge in that field to even know that they are bad at this field. A great place to find and report these people is at /r/iamverysmart
Dude1 : I am an expert in math
Dude2 : You are falling to the dunning-kruger effect (seriously wtf why do I have to include the word in this), all you know is how to add and subtract
by Click Here! December 22, 2017
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Dunning Kruger Effect

Just go on Reddit for a minute and you'll see it in action.
Reddit is a scientific experient created to prove the Dunning Kruger Effect
by Your father-in-law, Bob February 13, 2023
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Dunning-Kruger Syndrome

Incompetent people who think they are intelligent, but are actually to incompetent to recognize they are are not.

as outlined in the Cornell research named after the professors who discovered it, the Dunning-Kruger Effect..

" incompetent people will:
tend to overestimate their own level of skill;
fail to recognize genuine skill in others;
fail to recognize the extremity of their inadequacy;
recognize and acknowledge their own previous lack of skill, if they are exposed to training for that skill."
Michelle Bachman has a severe case of Dunning-Kruger Syndrome. If only we have universal healthcare that poor woman could get help.

I know that Vice President Biden shows signs of Anaphylactic Agnitio, but I dont know if i would go as far as to say he has Dunning-Kruger Syndrome.
by Sirgay Yakspit March 2, 2014
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