kritzed

A term describing someone who is abnormally drunk and subsequently sexually aroused. In this state, a person might become violent and destructive. Usually, when a person is kritzed, TV's, vases, and cold, virgin flesh are at serious risk.

Vanessa: I was at this killer party last night, I got completely kritzed.

Jessica: Oh what happened?

Vanessa: I hooked up with some random guy. We got to second base and then I punched him in the stomach.

by Poopster69 January 25, 2008

kritz

To develop software by copying and pasting other people's example code and changing the variable names often leading to annoying and hard to fix bugs.

Did you finish your programming assignment? Yeah I managed to kritz something together at the last moment for partial credit.

by kdlol January 2, 2009

Kritz

anyone who enjoys extreme homosexual activities, usually a small Caucasian.

"looking for a kritz in my area"

by Frank willy boss November 25, 2025