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krispy cream 

after you cum, you wipe it with your hand and smear it all over her/his face and let dry, after you have fun with that you wipe it off but forget to wipe all off it
"What is that on your face?" "Oh this, its just Krispy cream"
krispy cream by Daniel Nez December 27, 2007

Krispy Cream 

(noun)

the act of having intercourse while wearing a donut on your penis
Bjorn: Dude I totally Krispy Cream'd her
Jacob: Noice

Krispy Cream 

you put a donut on your dick and make your girl suck on it, once she sucks on the donut, you nut. that's a krispy cream!
Man 1: hey I got donut.
Man 2: are you going to Krispy Cream?
Krispy Cream by Water Gooose December 26, 2020

[Krispy Cream] 

A blowjob given to a day old pussy juice covered penis.
The girl next door fucked my brains out last night without out a condom, assisting in my completion of a Krispy Cream from my girlfriend the next morning!
[Krispy Cream] by MCTAHOE July 3, 2011

Krispy Cream Donuts 

One of gods mosts prized gifts that he could of sent down with the human race. That took eons to make this luscious Circle Dough of goodness. Jesus's fat step brother was the one who originally had the idea for this but every time he would make one he would eat it. It can also be called an organism of dough that will make you nut.
Donuts, Gods Gift, Orgasim of Icing in your mouth, Awesomeness, Fried Dough Circle. Sweet Vagina Bagel. Dough, Nut, Bagel and of course Krispy Cream Donuts,

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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