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Kris Kringled 

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Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
Kris Kringled by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020
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Kris Kringle

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A reference to Santa Claus, often mispelled as Chris Cringle
Kris Kringle a.k.a. Santa Claus
Kris Kringle by BigWang117 December 21, 2008
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Kris Kringle

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The act of farting on your own ball sack.
Yukon Cornelius was the first man to ever successfully give himself a kris kringle.
Kris Kringle by Beck C Men December 1, 2010
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Kris Kringle's Kringles 

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The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.
Santa came last night! He gave me a Kris Kringle's Kringles!
Kris Kringle's Kringles by Jim Halloway December 14, 2008
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How bout dem knicks? 

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A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026
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Power Couple 

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A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
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