Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle by BigWang117 December 21, 2008
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Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle by Beck C Men December 1, 2010
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Kris Kringle's Kringles
The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.
Kris Kringle's Kringles by Jim Halloway December 14, 2008
Kris Kringled
Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?
No, what.
He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled
No, what.
He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled
Kris Kringled by Lar095070 October 25, 2015
Kris Kringled
Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!
One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
Kris Kringled by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020
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