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Ryan Krippelz
A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...
**Fact check:
-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels
the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is
just..there. OVERALL, good company.
-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,
filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.
Negative side:
-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you
and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because
they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?
-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
**Fact check:
-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels
the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is
just..there. OVERALL, good company.
-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,
filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.
Negative side:
-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you
and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because
they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?
-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)
2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)
2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)
Ryan Krippelz by At least it isn't AIDS October 21, 2020
Kripparrian
The act of explaining how unlucky you were in a game (often in percentages with a calculator)
It is a variation of the word salty
It is a variation of the word salty
-What was that luck, THE ODDS ARE 0.048% For that to happen
-Man dont pull a Kripparrian on me right now
-Man dont pull a Kripparrian on me right now
Kripparrian by Burger Cheese October 15, 2016
Kripa
Kripa is an awesome, kind-hearted girl who everyone loves. Shes really beautiful and reliable. She looks quiet but shes really funny and talkative once you get to know her. Kripa is very sweet and an angel.
Kripa by parkerholland246 March 7, 2019
Krapen
Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
Krieger Kreepy
When something is so creepy, that it would even creep out Dr. Algernop Krieger from ISIS/CIA (Character from the TV Show "Archer")
Krieger Kreepy by Vapor S. Thompson March 31, 2015
Kriezel
Caring, kind, beautiful and intelligent. The best friend you can ever have. Loves truly and deeply. Trusts with all her heart. Contains a positive outlook in life and lifts peoples spirits up whenever she can. A kid at heart, she makes people laugh in her own unique, fun way. A believer of Christ. Fears no one and nothing except God. Lovable and understanding. Stands up no matter how hard she is pushed down.
A.K.A.: Little Sunny Iez, Sunshine, Sunny.
A.K.A.: Little Sunny Iez, Sunshine, Sunny.
Kriezel by littlesunnyiez November 23, 2010
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
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