Krill your shelf

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An alternative and funnier way to say "Kill yourself"

person 1: hey, look under there!
person 2: You should krill your shelf, NOW!
person 1:💀

Krill your shelf by AxionBeck December 12, 2022

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KILL YOUR SELF

An insult that the young of 2014-forever will use, mostly when they hate you

Go kill your self you a**hole peace of ***t

KILL YOUR SELF by Tactical_DooDoo October 14, 2017

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Kill your self

Kill your self

#JK

Kill your self by TechTronic85 December 1, 2016

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mc kill your self

something to say to you lads

go and get a mc kill your self

mc kill your self by riccarroll October 22, 2017

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Krill Yourself

When you try to say kill yourself in the chat, but the chat filter won't let you so you have to say Krill Yourself.

Guy: *Snipes you*
You: KRILL YOURSELF!

Krill Yourself by Krill Yourself June 12, 2018

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Krill Yourself

This phrase is essentially saying "kill yourself" except it replaces the first word with a small, shrimp-like crustacean.

"You should krill yourself, NOW!"

"How could you say such a thing?"

Krill Yourself by BaldingTNT April 16, 2024

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YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW

Famous word said by LTG, while in the background Chloë Hanslip plays Bazzini - La Ronde des Lutins, Op. 25 is being played

ltg: Your life is nothing, you serve zero pupose. you should kill yourself NOW!
Person 1: OK

YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW by the sidemen September 22, 2021

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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