Krankenschwester 

A word used to describe someone inevitably gay and nerdy. Usually used for fun. Means "Female Nurse" in German.

-Gimme your copy! Gimme, gimme gimme gimme!
-STFU you Krankenschwester.

Krankenschwester by MobilePhonesSuck-AndSoDoYou February 2, 2009

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN 

1: german for "you will need a nurse"

2: what to dial after 1-800 to get on Hitler's daytime talk show (from the TV show Family Guy)

"to get tickets to HITLER, call one, eighthundred...DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN by Molonious Prime February 27, 2005

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN 

This is from Family Guy.
It is meant to be German, but is actually wrong, since the word "werdest" is not even a German word at all.

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

The correct sentence would be: "Du wirst eine Krankenschwester brauchen".

(You will need a nurse.)

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN by sentrio January 23, 2009