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Kranji sec 

a original kranji film with main actor as money king a avid vaper with many tricks up his sleeves. The monkey king series is a with 3 episodes. Very entertaining with 3 Oscar awards for him.
Him: " oh u r from kranji sec"
Me: " erm yes"
Him " I wanna see the Oscar award winning actor monkey king"

Kranji sec sch 

a very traumatic ambience because the discipline master loves walking around shouting or talking with his fkin cacat mic, scolding people that he assumes are doing the wrong thing before even asking. During recess he will also shout at people while we are here trying to appreciate the food we are given and eat in peace but the loud noise busting into ur ears is another memorable dining experience which if u do not wish to experience avoid this sch. He also sung during national day which was a beautifully stunning world class experience. The express some of them looks down on the Na cuz they are dicks.
tomyum Maggi costs 2.50 which contains a morseful of babi and 3/4 of a Maggi noodle worth 20¢ which is fkin overpriced. The MCD in limbang when reopened, will give students a peaceful memorable bfast durin late reportin or lunch. But down here little or no xmm and yp.
Doctor: "what's the issue here?"
Me:" I went deaf while eating my food"
Doctor: " u must be from kranji sec sch."

Kranji Sec Sch 

Thinker Leader Champion

Big skem
Got the Jeremy shouting like we no ears
Got the teo speedrunning physics
Got fights likw in movies
The best school in SG
Highly recommend
Her: what do you work as
Him: I work at Kranji Sec Sch
Her: f you, bye
Kranji Sec Sch by Pls no thenk August 22, 2021

Kranji Secondary School 

Kranji Secondary School has raised successful tik tokers from 4 and 5na . School itself and generally smart but some cb dk how to teach, School recently getting trended by our monkey king, most recent of him getting trended was a show of him wiping his ass with drain water, Discipline Master is nice if he knows you but disrupts during eating time. We were raised right with a motto of brkthruu where students kick soccer ball thru the window. Students are top tier elites plus famous tik tok stars, Lovely school but can be worse from day to day. bus stop to school so far not my fault i am late, Voting monkey king of kss to lead the schhol in future, Krani for lifee. Exp ppl look down na bunch of nerds 4k1 till 4k5 noob
Harrendra: Wht school u from
Joseph: I tik tok schhol
Farhan: U mst be ftom kranji secondary school

Kranji Secondary School 

Kranji Secondary School has raised successful tik tokers from 4 and 5na . School itself and generally smart but some cb dk how to teach, School recently getting trended by our monkey king, most recent of him getting trended was a show of him wiping butt with drain water, Discipline Master is nice if he knows you but disrupts during eating time. We were raised right with a motto of brkthruu where students kick soccer ball thru the window. Students are top tier elites plus famous tik tok stars, Lovely school but can be worse from day to day. bus stop to school so far not my fault i am late, Voting monkey king of kss to lead the schhol in future krani pride
Harrendra: Hey what schhol u frm
Joseph: I am skul of tik tokers
Farhan: Ohhh u mst be from Kranji Secondary School
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