Kraljic Lovro

Kraljic Lovro is one of a kind creature that roams around central Croatia stealing bikes and everything containing iron. Best known for vacuuming parrots and shitting in pumpkins.

Bro 1: Hey man, I think someone stole my bike!
Bro 2: Must have been Kraljic Lovro.

by RakPrstenjak November 20, 2021