Kesseling

A form of masturbation in which a male will stroke in a slightly upwards motion. Although this will be painful at times, it will eventually add more curvature to the penis.

Male 1: Yo, i got a date with this hot chick tonight. Any tips?
Male 2: Try Kesseling! It’ll make her fiend for more!
Male 1: Kesseling? Don’t that hurt?
Male 2: It’s worth it in the end!

by billiam17 August 10, 2024

Fat as mud

A old-timey saying that refers to when someone is so fat that you compare them to mud.

Me: “That guy is huge!”

My grandpa: “You could say that he was fat as mud.”

by billiam17 February 20, 2024

Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.

Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.

by billiam17 March 16, 2024