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Kozlek by Big Tyrone October 24, 2019
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Koleka
A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
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Koleka problem
Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...
- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...
- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
Koleka problem by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021
Koleka
Koleka's are wonderful people. If you ever meet one, know that you are very lucky to experience such greatness in your lifetime.
Koleka's are wildly ambitious, they are powerful and remarkable human beings. Koleka's are exceptionally talented and smart, highly sensitive and intuitive, warm and funny, fun, free, fiery go-getters. They have incredible vision and they will not back down from a challenge, and they exceed every expectation you've had of them.
Koleka's are at their best when they are loved, treated with kindness and tenderness and when you give them the freedom to just be who they are. Although they have a dazzling and magnetic aura, they are surprisingly shy and can be a bit of an introvert. If you respect them and their space, they'll give you more than you imagined in return.
If you ever come across such a rare gem, don't make it weird and awkward for them - they know you are starstruck.
Koleka's are wildly ambitious, they are powerful and remarkable human beings. Koleka's are exceptionally talented and smart, highly sensitive and intuitive, warm and funny, fun, free, fiery go-getters. They have incredible vision and they will not back down from a challenge, and they exceed every expectation you've had of them.
Koleka's are at their best when they are loved, treated with kindness and tenderness and when you give them the freedom to just be who they are. Although they have a dazzling and magnetic aura, they are surprisingly shy and can be a bit of an introvert. If you respect them and their space, they'll give you more than you imagined in return.
If you ever come across such a rare gem, don't make it weird and awkward for them - they know you are starstruck.
korleki
A person that doesn't take life very seriously. He or she finds everything funny and doesn't really think about consequences.
The Kolek
An overly confident gentleman of a pale complexion (possible albino Armenian) lures women from the local tavern into a leased warehouse. Only a single folding chair (circa 1994 with mild rust) sits alone in the assumed middle of the room. The man whispers something soft and inaudible that sounds eerily like an orangutans orgasm and then begins his mating dance.
The dance itself is romantic, erotic, and somber as he gently prances around his prey slowly masturbating to completion. A single tear journeys down his cheek as his seed spills on the floor. His work is done.
Soft applause is heard in the dark crevices of the warehouse corners.
The dance itself is romantic, erotic, and somber as he gently prances around his prey slowly masturbating to completion. A single tear journeys down his cheek as his seed spills on the floor. His work is done.
Soft applause is heard in the dark crevices of the warehouse corners.