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Koolophophobia 

The fear of standing too close to a wall and having the Kool-Aid Man bust through it, killing you where you stand.
"Hey Rick, you shouldn't stand so close to that wall. The Kool-Aid Man could break through at any time."

"Jacob was standing about 10 feet away from the wall when it happened. The Kool-Aid Man broke through and Jacob was hit with a ton of debris. Thankfully, he only got some cuts and bruises. Kyle wasn't so lucky..."

"Kyle has a horrible case of Koolophophobia."

"What is Koolophophobia?"

"You know, the fear of standing near a wall and having the Kool-Aid Man break through and crush you."

"Oh shit man... Sounds deep."
Koolophophobia by Mattyfacelol February 9, 2009
a word describing someone who is hustling to make it in life. Usually associated with the poor in society.
i can't live the life of a kobolor because i was born with a silver spoon in my mouth.
kobolor by Martin Ametefe October 8, 2008

Kokolove 

Commonly used by the amazingly smart gorilla, Koko, who speaks sign language. The sign for this is like giving yourself a hug and means something you like and/or love a lot. Koko signs it, but people usually say it and sign it.
Kokolove bananas.

lovesign languagegorillakoko
Kokolove by jennnny63 January 29, 2009
Psychological games designed to reveal your hidden attitudes about sex, family, love and more
So, I know a lesbian, not my wife, but another lesbian, and she keeps a kokology book in the trunk of her car.
kokology by CK in SF April 5, 2006

Kooloo-Limpah 

The act of being creeped on while trying to go on with your life (Originated from Zelda games Tingle)
Who was that girl I saw checking you out earlier?
It was a fat chick kooloo-limpahing me!
Kooloo-Limpah by Jjworks139 January 22, 2012
a long joint rolled in a kooloo paper
spark up that kooloo and pass it this way!
kooloo by god October 13, 2003