Kowenk 

A hidden gem on Instagram, a small account with great content, a small unknown influencer

Person 1: you see that Kowenk?
Person 2: aw yeah man he’s so funny!

Kowenk by Popopopopoppppp November 23, 2021

kowenk 

A hidden gem/ unknown influencer on instagram

Person 1: you see that Kowenk yesterday?
Person 2: yea he’s so funny

kowenk by Popopopopoppppp November 23, 2021

National Kowenk Day

A day celebrating unknown Instagram influencers that are hidden gems

Person one: Hey is National Kowenk day!
Person two: let’s go look at small influencers!!

National Kowenk Day by Popopopopoppppp November 23, 2021

national kowenk day

A day celebration kowenks all across Instagram

Person 1: it’s international Kowenk day!
Person 2: let’s go look at some unknown influencers

national kowenk day by Popopopopoppppp November 23, 2021

koenkering

A person who befriends their boss then uses personal information gained in the friendship to get their boss fired so they can have that position. A person who is always looking to advance themselves by using personal information to steal a job.

I can't stand Barbra, she is constantly koenkering her friends to get their jobs.

Q: Where is Gary?

A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.

Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?

A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job

koenkering by Ragnar Yendor June 17, 2013

Koenker 

Koenker is a person who must consume alcohol, usually in large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole personality and lack of people skills.

Look at that koenker overthere, wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.

Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.

Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!

Koenker by Ragnar Yendor August 31, 2013

cowinkydink (also, kowinkydink) 

a non-fancy way of talking about Carl Jung's idea of synchronicity:

Synchronicity is an explanatory principle; it explains "meaningful coincidences." His notion of synchronicity is that there is an acausal principle that links events having a similar meaning by their coincidence in time rather than sequentially. He claimed that there is a synchrony between the mind and the phenomenal world of perception.

A beetle flew into Jung's room while a patient was describing a dream about a scarab. The scarab is an Egyptian symbol of rebirth, he noted. Therefore, the propitious moment of the flying beetle indicated that the transcendental meaning of both the scarab in the dream and the insect in the room was that the patient needed to be liberated from her excessive rationalism.

cowinkydink (also, kowinkydink) by douglas william mowbray February 7, 2005