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a kooban is somone that is described as any of the following:
Tight ass
A prick

Tool bag

Scooter rider

Millsy
Kelvin was being a kooban because he wouldn't give me a bite of his steak and sauce sandwich

Kenneth was being a kooban because he dogged the boys and wouldn't let me borrow his scooter
Kooban by Millźy September 28, 2017
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Konbanwa 

Japanese for "Good evening."
When her husband came home from work she said, "Konbanwa."
Konbanwa by Craig Blackwell December 5, 2003
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Famous speedrunner most well-known for his inability to one-cycle a dragon in less than 8 beds, his multiple former 'world records' (obviously offline) and his amazing ability to throw in tournaments.
not to be rude korbanoes but maybe practice your beds that was 8 beds and couriway usually does it easily in like 6 so recommend some practice but otherwise good seed and nice gameplay congrats on your pb and wr - 'bob chen'
korbanoes by Plqty February 2, 2021
This is a boy who is great with technology and girls but when you get with him will dump you and make up a lame ass excuse on why you broke up just so he could get with another and forget about you all together
.he is a great guy but he is also a major dick.
Koban-hay l want to brake up
You- but why
Koban- I feel like I'm am making you depressed
You- what the fuck that is a stupid excuse
Koban by Hay Bitches January 15, 2021

korbanize 

Referring to any time a document, piece of art, or code is written, cleaned up or stylized in the style of the legendary media prodigy: M.W.K the I. Usually used in circumstances when something shitty is made golden. Kinda like putting herbs and spices on meat.
Bellezza: Man, this picture of Britney Spears is heinous. Look at them rolls on her fat dumpy ass.
Brazil: We need someone to Korbanize that shit.
Mihai: Word.
Korba: I'm on it.
korbanize by Bellezzbian August 15, 2006
A very attractive man. That likes beef and chicken. Oh and maybe sex every once and a while.
Korban is very sexy.
Korban by beeflover5000 May 19, 2015
sanic in minecraft
a underrated player with absolutely godlike skills
this boi halfs the time of dream's speedrun "world record"
Actually held the worlds record speedrun (until couriway came along)
Yo, did you see that Korbanoes guy? yeah he probably cheats
-Dream simp
korbanoes by Snffles December 13, 2020
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Person 2:......
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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