Kooban

a kooban is somone that is described as any of the following:
Tight ass
A prick

Tool bag

Scooter rider

Millsy

Kelvin was being a kooban because he wouldn't give me a bite of his steak and sauce sandwich

Kenneth was being a kooban because he dogged the boys and wouldn't let me borrow his scooter

by Millźy September 28, 2017

Konbanwa

Japanese for "Good evening."

When her husband came home from work she said, "Konbanwa."

by Craig Blackwell December 5, 2003

korbanoes

Famous speedrunner most well-known for his inability to one-cycle a dragon in less than 8 beds, his multiple former 'world records' (obviously offline) and his amazing ability to throw in tournaments.

not to be rude korbanoes but maybe practice your beds that was 8 beds and couriway usually does it easily in like 6 so recommend some practice but otherwise good seed and nice gameplay congrats on your pb and wr - 'bob chen'

by Plqty February 2, 2021

Koban

This is a boy who is great with technology and girls but when you get with him will dump you and make up a lame ass excuse on why you broke up just so he could get with another and forget about you all together
.he is a great guy but he is also a major dick.

Koban-hay l want to brake up
You- but why
Koban- I feel like I'm am making you depressed
You- what the fuck that is a stupid excuse

by Hay Bitches January 15, 2021

korbanize

Referring to any time a document, piece of art, or code is written, cleaned up or stylized in the style of the legendary media prodigy: M.W.K the I. Usually used in circumstances when something shitty is made golden. Kinda like putting herbs and spices on meat.

Bellezza: Man, this picture of Britney Spears is heinous. Look at them rolls on her fat dumpy ass.
Brazil: We need someone to Korbanize that shit.
Mihai: Word.
Korba: I'm on it.

by Bellezzbian August 15, 2006

Korban

A very attractive man. That likes beef and chicken. Oh and maybe sex every once and a while.

Korban is very sexy.

by beeflover5000 May 19, 2015

korbanoes

sanic in minecraft
a underrated player with absolutely godlike skills
this boi halfs the time of dream's speedrun "world record"
Actually held the worlds record speedrun (until couriway came along)

Yo, did you see that Korbanoes guy? yeah he probably cheats
-Dream simp

by Snffles December 13, 2020