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a kooban is somone that is described as any of the following:
Tight ass
A prick

Tool bag

Scooter rider

Millsy
Kelvin was being a kooban because he wouldn't give me a bite of his steak and sauce sandwich

Kenneth was being a kooban because he dogged the boys and wouldn't let me borrow his scooter
Kooban by Millźy September 28, 2017
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Konbanwa 

Japanese for "Good evening."
When her husband came home from work she said, "Konbanwa."
Konbanwa by Craig Blackwell December 5, 2003
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Famous speedrunner most well-known for his inability to one-cycle a dragon in less than 8 beds, his multiple former 'world records' (obviously offline) and his amazing ability to throw in tournaments.
not to be rude korbanoes but maybe practice your beds that was 8 beds and couriway usually does it easily in like 6 so recommend some practice but otherwise good seed and nice gameplay congrats on your pb and wr - 'bob chen'
korbanoes by Plqty February 2, 2021
This is a boy who is great with technology and girls but when you get with him will dump you and make up a lame ass excuse on why you broke up just so he could get with another and forget about you all together
.he is a great guy but he is also a major dick.
Koban-hay l want to brake up
You- but why
Koban- I feel like I'm am making you depressed
You- what the fuck that is a stupid excuse
Koban by Hay Bitches January 15, 2021

korbanize 

Referring to any time a document, piece of art, or code is written, cleaned up or stylized in the style of the legendary media prodigy: M.W.K the I. Usually used in circumstances when something shitty is made golden. Kinda like putting herbs and spices on meat.
Bellezza: Man, this picture of Britney Spears is heinous. Look at them rolls on her fat dumpy ass.
Brazil: We need someone to Korbanize that shit.
Mihai: Word.
Korba: I'm on it.
korbanize by Bellezzbian August 15, 2006
A very attractive man. That likes beef and chicken. Oh and maybe sex every once and a while.
Korban is very sexy.
Korban by beeflover5000 May 19, 2015
sanic in minecraft
a underrated player with absolutely godlike skills
this boi halfs the time of dream's speedrun "world record"
Actually held the worlds record speedrun (until couriway came along)
Yo, did you see that Korbanoes guy? yeah he probably cheats
-Dream simp
korbanoes by Snffles December 13, 2020
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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