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Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex
Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.
konging by mizezslo June 1, 2019
Words you can keep
Konging V: To get it on like Donkey Kong.
Have sexual relations
Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.
konging by Old Gregory April 24, 2008
While banging your ho doggy style, you wait till you cum. Then you repeatedly pummel her kidneys with as much force as you can muster while letting loose your best impersonation of an angry King Kong.
I'd kong Kate from Kate's Playground in a heartbeat.
Konging is the gerund form of the infinitive to kong.
konging by Necessary July 28, 2008
When kinging (sitting on a someones face so they can lick a males ass) the male proceeds to bang on his chest like King Kong.
During forplay the other night, Ryan say on my face and beat on his chest. He was Konging me.
Konging by EssBee_33 September 23, 2020
A person who usually bangs drugs via IV and gets in an angry rage.
Hey dude! Watch out for those people. They are konging like a mf
Konging by Beedee Kong January 11, 2022

funky konging 

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.
Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa
funky konging by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017

Donkey Konging 

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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