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DIVIBE the k-pop group's oldest member's name is Kolvia.

"Kolvia" means "to skibidi" or "to fanum tax".

People named Kolvia are habrubbi and they LOVE to twerk. They will annoy the shit out of you and then go back to doing " nya ichi ni san nya arigato" dance.

Kolvia is not just a kolvia it is a brand and a man of habrubbi heroalom people. I love kolvia.
Person 1: Hi why do you look so skibidi?
Person 2: I have a girlfriend named Kolvia.
Kolvia by skibiditoilet November 20, 2023
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kalviana 

A ship name from Kalvin and Meliana that love each other so much.
Kid 1: OMG KALVIN LIKES MELIANA!
Kid 2: I KNOW RIGHT, KALVIANA!!!!!!!
kalviana by fbiopenupxd April 24, 2019
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Eccentrically surreal, daft, and/or brain numbingly odd. Typically applied to describe situations of an unsettlingly bizarre nature; usually involving a combination of two or more ideas, objects, or situations interacting in a disturbingly strange fashion that often ignores conventional common sense or tastefulness.
That video where Agamemnon sings and dances with a slice of meat was very kolevian.
Kolevian by Ouroboros78 July 28, 2010
Kelvia is a sensitive one when making an attempt to make a point or explain something to her. She does try to avoid any drama and/or conflict with others. Despite being an angered and sensitive one, she can be kind, funny, and giving.
She reminds me of Kelvia.

Kölvins 

What's cooler than cool beans? ICE COLD beans! .... Well indeed, but what's cooler then ice cold beans? 0 degree Kelvin beans...or Kölvins... There just ain't no cooler.

"Zup son, did you bring them trees?"
"Duuude you don't even know! i've got some dank ass hashish"
"Kölvins!"
Kölvins by Zcyd June 19, 2014

kelviana 

a very different chick. A girl that knows how to have a fun time. alwayz crazy and speaks their mind with attitude. She has a body like a goddess. A valuable jewel and worth fighting for. Always try to stay single. And very agressive and wild person in bed. All the boyz want to bone her. A perfect type for any dude. If you treat her wrong you can get on her bad side.Warning: (BAd side is to explicit for the public)
What is everybody staring at?. O snap. It is Kelviana!!
kelviana by 12 Anonymous 34 March 26, 2011
The most flawless woman you can ever meet. She's beautiful and smart. So in other words, she's the perfect package. She may be a little stubborn and very complicated, but she's still an amazing person. She is also gives the best advice to anyone for any reason. Once you meet her, her nane and evrrythig anout her will be lingering in your mind 24/7. Any guy would be lucky to date a girl named Kolaiah.
"Hey did you see Kolaiah today?"
"Yeah! She looks beautiful!"
Kolaiah by Thebeast4 August 18, 2013