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The act of acquiring multiple fractures in the wrist whilst falling from atop a keg shell during a race.
What happened to Johnny's wrist?
Oh, last weekend he pulled a Kolonko and now he needs reconstructive surgery.
Kolonko by Txboyd12 October 4, 2010
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Spiro kolokouris 

A type of person who believes in greek gods and is the reason there is gay people in this world. And you wonder who delivers you depression well thats spiro cancer and........... SPIRO IS A NONCE<(LOOK IT UP)
oh look at me, my name is Spiro Kolokouris ,and I'm Santa's bitch boy
Spiro kolokouris by Haami September 6, 2018

kolokotronis 

Kolokotronis means stoneass
Kolokotronis is used when u wanna insult someone
Eisai megalos kolokotronis h poutsa sou dn adexi splaxnies mono roufoskampinian8es kariolaki

Tin gamisa to mouni ke me fonaze kolokotroni
kolokotronis by K3taminhs April 6, 2021
African swear word.

Mostly used in mid-Africa.
It can be used like this: you’re a klonko
klonko by Swear Words February 28, 2018

Koonkoon 

Only a few can describe what KOON KOON is because only few know of who KOON KOON is

Some say he is a purple llama/alpaca with a unicorn horn who also has many other similar OON OONS like FOOM FOOM which is blue and POOM POOM which is pink these majestic creatures were created by a higher being by the name of Meral who is a big White lama
Hi KOON KOON how are you?

(Koonkoon)” hey guy I’m fine u?”

“I’m great ahahah see you around KOON KOON “

(KOON KOON) mmeerrraaalllll
Koonkoon by Wefy February 14, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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