Knuckle fudge
The mess left on the top your hand after grazing the peak of the monster deuce you left in the toilet.
Knuckle fudge by Jason Forrester May 17, 2021
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fudge knuckle
guy 1: did you go on that date last night?
guy 2: sure did, we went back to hers, she even let me fudge knuckle her.
guy 2: sure did, we went back to hers, she even let me fudge knuckle her.
fudge knuckle by mykiemegatron April 23, 2010
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fudge knuckle
Piling a dump so high in a toilet that when you go to wipe your knuckles hit the pile causing your them to be covered in hot fudge.
fudge knuckle by Beetle Juice November 5, 2006
fudge knuckle
When a sexual partner is fisting the other partner in the anus, and fecal matter, or more appropriately, "fudge" is left on the knuckles of the fister.
fudge knuckle by NJ Pelli September 26, 2006
Fudge knuckle
When you put your finger up a butt during sex/foreplay, and you go a little too deep, resulting in a bit of poo on your knuckle.
Dude1: how'd it go with that chick last night?
Dude2: not bad. She wanted me to finger blast her butthole, so I did, but I got a little over zealous and ended up with a fudge knuckle.
Dude1: oh man. that's fucked up!
Dude2: yeah, but she ended up riding me all night so....
Dude2: not bad. She wanted me to finger blast her butthole, so I did, but I got a little over zealous and ended up with a fudge knuckle.
Dude1: oh man. that's fucked up!
Dude2: yeah, but she ended up riding me all night so....
Fudge knuckle by Huge hammer69 June 25, 2021
Bolivian fudge knuckle
A sex act where a woman is being held in midair by a man in between sex positions , and proceeds to fist her own ass.
Bolivian fudge knuckle by Nostalgia inc. July 25, 2021
Fudge knuckle
When you have uncontrollable rectal leaking and it ends up all over your testicles and inner thighs. You reach down to check what has happened and your hands and knuckles get covered in the devils fudge.
Phil : I am so embarrassed, i ate a dodgy vindaloo last night and it has played havoc with my nether regions.
Damo : how could you tell what had happened?
Phil : i reached down to check and ended up with a bloody fudge knuckle !
Damo : i have to go now, i think i left the iron on....
Damo : how could you tell what had happened?
Phil : i reached down to check and ended up with a bloody fudge knuckle !
Damo : i have to go now, i think i left the iron on....
Fudge knuckle by Frank Fontain June 15, 2019
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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