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Knob Slobber 

The mixture of spit and seamen, usually produced when a man ejaculates in a women's mouth.
"She was downing my hog like a mad women when all of a sudden i blew my load and she was covered in the knob slobber."
Knob Slobber by David Meece January 5, 2006
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knob slobber 

cock sucker. The term knob slobber was made to prevent one from getting TOSed in an AOL chat room. Use knob slobber instead of cock sucker.
As her mouth slid up and down his pole, he cried out, you're best the knob slobber in the world.
knob slobber by Donna Lee February 14, 2006

knob slobber 

1. A euphemism combined with a metaphor: Knob: euphemism for dick head, penis (cf. "get my knob polished"). Slobber: visible pre-cum (pre-ejaculate fluid) emanating from the penis, so called because the fluid is clear and visually resembles drool or spittle.

2. By extension, knob slobber can also mean a dick head bearing visible saliva (spittle) from fellatio, together with pre-ejaculate. The combination of the two is also clear.

A related term is knob slob, a giver of messy blowjobs.
--"Timm pre-cums so much his knob slobber looks like a deluge."
knob slobber by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011

Knob slobber 

To deep throat so far the males balls fit in the females mouth
Hey wanna be a knob slobber?

knob slobber 

someone who gives head or likes to suck dick
Do you see her she is such a knob slobber

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

knob slobbery 

the subtle art of slobbing upon one's knob
when you can grab this dildo out of my hand, you have truly become a master of knob slobbery- kwai chang caine
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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