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Knifemare 

Some one who likes knifes, gets their knifes stolen or something bad happens to their knifes
Security: “You cannot go on a plane with a bunch of knifes.”
Kurtis: “Omg this is my worst knifemare!”
Knifemare by Very nice old lady July 13, 2020
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Knifemare 

The #1 Concentrate Barb on the USEast Realm for Diablo II. Rumored to be the #1 Melee character.
Person: omg its knifemare.. fuck im owned
Knifemare: GG =)
Knifemare by Diablo II Player February 20, 2005

Knifemare 

Knifemare owns you all LOL GG PWNED K THX NOOB GG OWNED CRY TY K THX
Knifemare by Yani February 22, 2005

chill bro knifeman 

A random dude that pulls over on the side of the road to help you cut a plastic sheet that is stuck under your car. At first it appears that he is running towards you with a knife to shank you, but in reality he is just here to help and is a real chill bro.
I was stuck on the side of the road with a plastic sheet wrapped around my wheel, but a chill bro knifeman came to save the day.
chill bro knifeman by Thefza October 24, 2019

Knifewrench 

The best invention ever created. Coined by the Janitor in Scrubs.
"Knifewrench! For Kids!"
"Knifewrennnnnnnnnnch! Practical AND safe!"
Knifewrench by Benstan November 27, 2006

knifemanship 

Marksmanship, for knives. The discipline of knife-handling, covering skill in precision and speed of cutting, all with cavalier style. Also covers selection, care, safety, maintenance, and never once cutting yourself.
mom: who will carve the roast beast?
knifeman: allow me.

<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.
knifemanship by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

knifewrench 

a combination of a wrench and a knife, to utilize both cutting and tightining, losining in a single tool.
In the TV sitcom "Scrubs" the janitor makes his own knifewrench and flaunts it infront of several of the other characters in the show.
knifewrench by Raynor V. July 15, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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