Knifemare

Some one who likes knifes, gets their knifes stolen or something bad happens to their knifes

Security: “You cannot go on a plane with a bunch of knifes.”
Kurtis: “Omg this is my worst knifemare!”

by Very nice old lady July 13, 2020

Knifemare

The #1 Concentrate Barb on the USEast Realm for Diablo II. Rumored to be the #1 Melee character.

Person: omg its knifemare.. fuck im owned
Knifemare: GG =)

by Diablo II Player February 20, 2005

Knifemare

A synonym of: ownage

Knifemare owns you all LOL GG PWNED K THX NOOB GG OWNED CRY TY K THX

by Yani February 22, 2005

chill bro knifeman

A random dude that pulls over on the side of the road to help you cut a plastic sheet that is stuck under your car. At first it appears that he is running towards you with a knife to shank you, but in reality he is just here to help and is a real chill bro.

I was stuck on the side of the road with a plastic sheet wrapped around my wheel, but a chill bro knifeman came to save the day.

by Thefza October 24, 2019

Knifewrench

The best invention ever created. Coined by the Janitor in Scrubs.

"Knifewrench! For Kids!"
"Knifewrennnnnnnnnnch! Practical AND safe!"

by Benstan November 27, 2006

knifemanship

Marksmanship, for knives. The discipline of knife-handling, covering skill in precision and speed of cutting, all with cavalier style. Also covers selection, care, safety, maintenance, and never once cutting yourself.

mom: who will carve the roast beast?
knifeman: allow me.

<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

knifewrench

a combination of a wrench and a knife, to utilize both cutting and tightining, losining in a single tool.

In the TV sitcom "Scrubs" the janitor makes his own knifewrench and flaunts it infront of several of the other characters in the show.

by Raynor V. July 15, 2007