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Klovia is a good friend she's funny and adorable. Klovia is one of a kind she is a great person to hang out with. It is not the same when you're with her
Klovia is a really great friend.
klovia by Ali walker August 8, 2021
A sexually transmitted disease you contract after having intercourse with someone you met via Facebook.

This is a play on words combining the Klavika typeface used for the Facebook logo and the possible unfortunate consequence of hooking up with a stranger via the internets.
Guy 1 - "Damn dude, I caught something from that girl I met on Facebook"

(Loads up respective Facebook profile of girl)

Guy 2 - "Yo, you got the klavika from her??? Mildsauce."
klavika by fbbff April 22, 2011

Klodike dog 

Klodike Dog is the only important life form on this planet owned by the magical JACKSFILMS.
Klodike Dog is love Klodike Dog is life

-Amen
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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