Klotzing

The act of banging ones hand or fist on a flat surface while laughing in a loud aggressive manner.

He was klotzing in the break room.

by bowlofgravy42 October 18, 2017

KLOTZED

Ruining a roll of film by opening the back of a camera with a loaded roll inside.

That photographer just klotzed his roll!

by Den Daddy May 15, 2021

Klotz

Klotz: the act of, or klotzing someone;
(1) a jewish male who is generally smelly, is mostly seen stealing and or cheating on somthing.
(2)To be stingy torwards somthing

(1)Dude! watch out! its a klotz!
(2)Dude come one, stop being such a klotz

by . March 15, 2005

Roger Klotz Syndrome

When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.

(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)

Similar to Cartman on South Park.

"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."

by buenosmuertos October 11, 2012

Klotz

A man who has anxiety and has off and on depression. He will rarely leave the house. When he does, it’s to stock up on food before going back home. He is very passionate about few things and don’t mess with his closest passions or he will throw hands. They are a violent species.

Have you guys seen Klotz?

by Klotz#3 November 23, 2021

kam klotz

1. a phat pig raper

Marty: Who's that mack in a bastedo?
Rob: I dunno. What's he doing with that pig?
Marty: Oh shit, that's a kam klotz
Rob: that's sick.

by Akimow February 13, 2005