klosz 

The biggest fucking asshole in the world. If you dnt watch out for him he will burn you like Hitler did the Jews. Usually plays video games and 100% of the time he rage quits and goes to jerk off.

Hitler is just like Klosz.

klosz by Stefan Sandoval June 27, 2011

Oliver Klozoff 

A funny fake name to give as an alius. The last name sounds Russian, and all together it sounds like "All of her clothes off." It's essential that every guy out there have an alius, that way when ugly bitches come up to you and ask your name, you wont have to be a dick and tell them that the sight of them offends the senses.

Ugly Bitch: Hey there cuttie!! I'm Jessica, what's your name? Me: Uhh... High there, I'm uhh... Oliver Klozoff Jessica: Ooh, are you part Russian? Me: Uhhh I guess....

Oliver Klozoff by Xero _ Manifest November 24, 2010

anna klosiewicz

Anna Klosiewicz is the best fucking person to exist. She is sexier than you. She is the sexiest person ever. She’ll beat your ass in a fight.

Someone: “Bro look at Anna Klosiewicz”
Other: “Damn she’s sexy”

anna klosiewicz by annaklozzie July 14, 2021

abel klose 

Abel Klose is a faggot who loves sucking dick and taking it in the ass. He's also railing kids in warzone and real life when he occasionally gets the chance.

Abel Klose makes my uncle look like a saint

abel klose by anonymous August 20, 2022

karlie kloss 

Super hot model over 6 feet tall that is a close friend of Taylor Swift. Is extremely sexy.

"Oh my God! That woman is a total Karlie Kloss."

karlie kloss by SilenceDogood91100 July 20, 2016

Klosk

A cool guy from Southside Oxnard.

Guy: Who are you?
Klosk: Klosk
Guy: Oh shit! I'm talking to Klosk!

Klosk by Gregoryroberts October 18, 2008

Klotzer 

adj;

1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.

noun;

1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.

2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.

verb;

1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.

Dude, don't use that to wipe away your tears, I just Klotzered it about 15 minutes ago.

Klotzer by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010