Klondiked

When you funnel vanilla/chocolate ice cream into your asshole and proceed to shat it out onto someone's chest.

Mary wasn't being very nice during sex so I Klondiked her.

by Chase Rose September 21, 2018

klondike thunder

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Klondike Feaver

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

by Moolie February 11, 2010

be a klondike

A good person/place/thing that radiates joy for the whole world to see.

I hate how people are so rude they should be a Klondike.

by Babycow9 July 4, 2018

Kentucky Klondike

When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.

Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.

Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!

by Estupz March 24, 2017

Kentucky klondike bar

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.

by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006

Klondike bar

Something I would kill you for.

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.

by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009