Kleinkie

A Kleinkie is a teenager who entertains older women/men. Whether sexually or having a serious relationship with them. A Kleinkie is a teenager who acts older than their age and enjoys being around older people.

Kleinkie is pronounced as Clayn - key

Hey bro, my Kleinkie will be here in a few you need to leave.

We need to invite more Kleinkies to the party so we have more fun.

I can’t believe John cheated on me with Joyce, a Kleinkie!

Kleinkie by a.damndrippingsyrup August 10, 2022

Heidi Kleindienst

A serious but kind-hearted German-Argentine who takes on a crude character online for entertainment. Privately, a powerful athlete and savant. But mostly known for making contradictions and gaslighting.

I can't tell if Heidi Kleindienst is being serious or if it's all a plot to stir me up.

Heidi Kleindienst by OhHandleShandle June 8, 2019

kleindienst 

Somone who is insecure and makes horrible insensitive jokes about men. This person is skinny, no butt or boobs and has some crazy thoughts. A typical south american female.

kleindienst is a sad person to be.

kleindienst by Feelsbadwomen November 21, 2018

Heidi Kleindienst

A computer generated woman that lives on the internet. She's really not creative and is not good with coming up with up with her own ideas and will often attempt to take credit. Can be used to describe someone this way. "Stop trying to Heidi Kleindienst my idea!!"

Stop trying to Heidi Kleindienst my idea

Heidi Kleindienst by EdMayne February 19, 2019

kleinknecht 

a rare species of people who like to put sour cream on bagels

I love putting sour cream on bagels

Then you're a real Kleinknecht!

kleinknecht by laDez-drew May 25, 2018

Klinkies 

The act of mutual anilingus (ass eating) between man and woman, typically husband and wife. Named for Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, the Barbie and Ken killers. Paul referred to Karla as his “little ass licker” and there is a picture of them holding two alcoholic beverages while drunk; presumably, one would think they toasted the drinks, creating a “klink” sound, thus “klinkies”.

Paul: Here’s to our relationship and our wanton murder of young women!
*drinks hit each other”
Paul: Klinkies!
Karla: can I eat your ass now?
Eminem: sure, if I can eat yours.

Klinkies by VickyVonVanimal December 25, 2024