Klinkies 

The act of mutual anilingus (ass eating) between man and woman, typically husband and wife. Named for Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, the Barbie and Ken killers. Paul referred to Karla as his “little ass licker” and there is a picture of them holding two alcoholic beverages while drunk; presumably, one would think they toasted the drinks, creating a “klink” sound, thus “klinkies”.

Paul: Here’s to our relationship and our wanton murder of young women!
*drinks hit each other”
Paul: Klinkies!
Karla: can I eat your ass now?
Eminem: sure, if I can eat yours.

Klinkies by VickyVonVanimal December 25, 2024

Kinkiest Hose 

Usually described as when you are sword fighting and your pickles get caught up.

Me and Sam were sword fighting and we got into one of the Kinkiest Hose I've ever got into!

Kinkiest Hose by Sam went to far December 13, 2016

Kinkies 

When you jump in the mystery machine and Scooby Snacks aren't the only think that's been in your mouth that night.

SHAGGY: 'Zoinks! Velma you've got a little something on you chin!'"
VELMA: "Kinkies"

Kinkies by letsgetkinkies March 5, 2018

Kinkies 

A spin on Velma's catchphrase jinkies but with a twist

When you're spooked about how kinky a situation is

"When Velma gets low key into the man in the mystery"

Kinkies that's some hardcore shit

Kinkies by NATO & FARRY G November 15, 2018

Kinkies 

Kinkies are a group of people that are kinky.

Real kinkies can listen to DRESS without being embaressed.

Kinkies by Yuri-Flavs June 22, 2018

Kinkies 

Plural for a group of kinky people.

Wow, I’ve never seen such a big group of kinkies!

Kinkies by danimalia July 21, 2025