Klebe

The living embodiment of despair. Void of all other meaning, this entity exists solely to infect the minds of others and create disarray... nah he's just a dude who eats glue.

Huh? That couldn't be... oh god it is. Everyone hide your glue sticks, I see Klebe up ahead!

Klebe by blebert November 22, 2021

Klee 

A 10 year old terrorist that is put in solitary confinement daily.

Jean: Have you seen Klee anywhere?
Aether: No , but she might be-
*large explosion*
Klee, in the distance: *laughing*

Klee by FheuF April 2, 2021

Klee 

a fucking 10 year old that can destroy a whole entire nation.
don't mess with that kid or she'll boom boom bakudan you to fucking hell.

Is that Klee?
bro, we need to get out of here. NOW.

Klee by yomicakez September 5, 2021

Kleneptic 

The mushy or liquid mess left at the bottom of a bowl of vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. Often created intentionally by stirring vigorously.

I'm not eating this ice cream until its kleneptic.

Kleneptic by Tonistist May 22, 2011

kleeborp 

ET's real name according to robot chicken. also a more fun thing to call someone who's a spaz

Elliot:Goodbye ET
ET: Be good
ET: ET home
Alien 1: Oh my god, look! that retard we ditched on earth found his way home
ET: ET phoned home
Alien 2: What the hell are ya callin yourself ET for spaz, your name is kleeborp. Kleeborp the retard
Alien 3: Kleeborp the retard with just one glowing finger
HAHAHAHAH (all ten fingers are glowing)
ET: (sticks up his middle finger which is glowing)
Alien 1: oh now your fucking dead
ET:UUHHH. AAAAH AAAHH EEEHAAH!
Alien 1: (drops him off on a black planet) This time, stay lost loser!
Xenomorph: (growls)
ET: FREIND!

kleeborp by Mama luigi is the terminator July 25, 2009

Klepentomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.

That woman is a Klepentomaniac.

Klepentomaniac by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019

kaebedo 

kaeya and albedo. narrative parallels who are also by extension, lovers. they are married. they're kissing each other right now. the best ship in genshin impact, the infinite possibilities of their relationship.

person 1: kaebedo canon
person 2. so true bestie

kaebedo by kaebedocanon2021 March 11, 2021