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The end result of a satisfying key board spasm, muttered generally as the last keys are being hit as the typist is letting out the last of their breath.
Origin: First uttered, then coined, by a crazy girl that forgot to take her meds on this particular day, and attacked the keyboard as a result.
*after being frustrated and mashing keyboard* ahhh i feel so fucking klaj now *contented sigh*
Klaj by BunnyAss March 19, 2011
Words you can keep
The sexiest Albanians to ever exist
Uaaaa look at Klajdi. Craggin lad
klajdi by barrymcockiner July 8, 2021
Klajdi is a lord in the XXI century in Durres albania
Dude Klajdi is Lord.
Yeah. Klajdi is Great
klajdi by Alisa12345 January 30, 2017

Klajustic 

When one just did something that normally you would regret doing but one does not regret. Going beyond crazy and even past insane.
Person 1: Do you regret doing that?
Person 2: No I do not regret killing someones family and then grinding the dead bodies up into a drink and forcing the person I hate to drink it and whipping their balls for every second it takes them to drink it.
Person 1: Dude...... your klajustic

Crazy: Says but doesn't do
Insane: Says and does
Klajustic: HOLY THING FROM FANTASTIC FOUR SHIT THATS KLAJUSTIC!!!!!!

klajvert 

A person that is shy but strong. Tolerates a lot and is an inside killer
Klajvert can't be used as definition because is something else more
People named Klajdi were genetically modified by God to be better than everyone. If you meet an Albanian with this name they are automatically your lord and savior.
I need Klajdi in my life, without him I am nothing.

I can relate without Klajdi it is pitiful around here.
Klajdi by MugenEqualsInfinity November 23, 2021

klajd kovaci 

the creator of the famous quotes "hey, listen, i dont like ur attitude", "Im the clit master", "hey everyone! look, im a total queeb!"
u betta check yoself b4 u wreck yoself... ho!
klajd kovaci by michelly welly October 15, 2003
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