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KIW is a edgy 19 year old kid, he talks about dying a lot in his songs and how he wishes to die. But KIW makes the occasional trap and love songs. KIW and Lil Chip (another sound cloud rapper) made an amazing song called Gucci Flip Flop, the song speaks to the soul, the song feels as if god had touched your soul.

KIW an alternate personality for a guy named Chris. Chris use’s KIW as a way to express his emotions and his art. People know Chris a goofball and wouldn’t take his music serous.
KIW is a god.
KIW by Dark girl6969696969 May 6, 2018
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KIW or should be called a stupid fucking nonce, he raps, he sings (or tries), and somewhat a retard. He wants to be so bad ass talking about killing him self and past drug use, what a god damn loser. I personally hate everything about him. But he doesn’t sound like anyone else, I don’t think anyone can nearly sound as much as a piece of shit like him so good on ya.
KIW is a nonce
KIW by Nonce Lover October 22, 2018
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KIW by kiwkiw December 27, 2021

kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.
The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.
kiwi shampoo by yaboymd March 7, 2017

kiwi dinosaur 

A person who brings a single serving food item for themselves at a potluck party.
"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."
kiwi dinosaur by nugeny_x May 13, 2014

Real Kiwi Hours 

The hours between 7 am and 7 pm during which the diurnal meme creature, the Kiwi, frolics spreading life and love , and the nocturnal meme creature, the Isopod sleeps waiting for it's time to herald the night through 7 pm to 7 am.
Person A: "Yo bro, what you doin during Real Kiwi Hours"?

Person B: "Oh I'm just gonna to bill's house and crack open some cold one's with the boys, nothin special"

Kiwicopter 

A teammate in an fps game that either gets you killed or is useless. It can also be the act of dying.
Oh look here comes the kiwicopter.
Kiwicopter by AlphaWolf7spirit October 17, 2017
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