Kitten mitten

When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.

Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.

by RPalmzy July 6, 2020

Kitten Mitten

A condom.

'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'

by Zach 'Tay Tay' August 5, 2008

kitten mitten

A mitten in which women find arousing when place on the clitorial part of the sexual reproductive system.

Wow. What a mitten.
Fuck me with that kitten mitten

by max juan January 3, 2005

Mitten kitten

A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.

Of course she can build a bonfire, she's a mitten kitten.

by Dunechix92 May 18, 2017

Kitten Mittons

A comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by Charlie Kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! Sold at Paddy's Pub.
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!

Kitten Mittons -- you'll be smitten!
MEEEEEE-OWW

by brideymo February 12, 2010

kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004

kitten mittens

Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.

The cutest crap ever!!

by Julia June 22, 2004