Kitchen Star

A sex position in which each participant is standing and their bodies resemble a star. They then wiggle together and flop around (all while still standing.)
Also known as the electric chair.

We totally kitchen star'd at that party last night, it was sweet!

by dorkus_mcklorkus March 26, 2009

kitchentarded

Having a child in an attempt to save a failing marriage.

Did you hear that Marsha is pregnant again? She's so kitchentarded.

by kitchentarded July 27, 2008

Kitchensmart

having the experience and knowledge necessary to deal with anything done in a kitchen

Sandra is kitchensmart, you should ask her how to preheat an oven

by The truth has been revealed September 9, 2018