The act of being inebriated amongst friends and having indepth slurred conversation on/around/laying on a kitchen floor. You don't necessarily need to be localized around kitchen floors but you must be wasted.
As soon as Schmaitlyn's eyes start gleaming and a giant smile finds it's way to her face you know she's Kitchen Floor'd.
by Lavender E January 3, 2011
Get the Kitchen Floor'd mug.A state of inebriation so profound that those who have reached it are willing to lay face down on any kitchen floor, no matter how filthy. (Can also refer to bathroom floors, sidewalks, alleys)
Geezus, look at that kitchen floor drunk kid - face-down in a pile of cigarette butts. That's a shame.
by Knecht January 23, 2004
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
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