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Kisspiss 

Used to describe the feeling where the closer you get to home, the greater your urge to piss.

Also used to describe someone (or yourself) who can't take a piss or shit outside of the comfort of their home or "special" spot.
(derivation 1)
Kristina: "Babe, whats up with you? You look agitated."
Ed: "Nah, feeling kisspiss. Get the keys ready to unlock the front door, I'm gonna' burst."

(derivation 1)
Kristina: "Babe, whats up with you? You look agitated."
Ed: "Nah, feeling kisspiss. Get the keys ready to unlock the front door, I'm gonna' burst."

(derivation 2)
Kristina: "I'm very kisspiss okay? Public restrooms make me squirm."
Kisspiss by royalstone April 6, 2019

kissmissbaba 

The account which made you laugh in your toughest times. The effort it took just to see a few smiles is beyond me. Hardships were encountered as curious cats tryna reveal it's identity but it stood strong then too. It didn't give you cheap or vulgur comedy but quality content discussing actual issues we were facing- stress from school, fender equality, etc . It listened to your confessions and helped you through it. Hate thrown was handled well too 😊.Let's support it in every way possible and not forget what it did for us when we were 14 and vulnerable.
Kissmissbaba 2020 made my life less vulnerable
kissmissbaba by Lucky fellow u r November 20, 2020

kisskiss 

Your mom
= sixty pacs off of Freddy cuger

Jerma insane 😗
Furbie
Eat food, sleep food, see food, need food,
I like sans undertae and jerma xoxox kisskiss

kisskiss 

You eat, you’d see eaten, i come out showdow papa you kisskiss on my forehead

Jerma guy 86 germs
Sans undertale
KissKiss sons forgisadh and Jerma comes out form closet
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